I did a bad thing

Look, I confess my sins; I don't know about you people. I have yet to be discovered for this one - in fact, I am still chewing on the evidence.

There were two pizzas. The smaller one I was "allowed" to eat from; the toppings: onion, green pepper, mushroom.

The larger: Technically not mine. Covered with pepperoni and pineapple. I asked for permission to have a piece and was begrudgingly granted clearance for one.

So later I went back to have another piece of the smaller approved-for-me pizza but wished I could have a slice of the other. I thought a good compromise would be to take a few pineapple chunks or stray pepperoni slice that might happen to be hanging off the no-access pizza, but there were none. So, working quickly so as to avoid arousing suspicion, I picked a few pieces of pineapple and a pepperoni slice off the forbidden pizza and added it to my tiny piece.

That was great; I hoped no one would noticed the excised toppings from the off-limits pizza.

Later, when no one was looking, I grabbed the piece of ravaged premium pizza and ate it. What better way to avoid questions like, "Who took toppings off this pizza? Why are there holes where the pineapple used to be?"

Will anyone count the pieces and realize that some pilfering was done? *burp* I don't know.

This was a really boring post, but no one responded to the coffee post, either. Is anyone reading this blog?